THREE LOVELY LASSIES FROM LAMP

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN I AM BORED AND AM NOT THAT BUSY.TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS,WE HAVE HAD A FEW IN EARLY WHICH IS ALWAYS FATAL BECAUSE NO ONE COMES LATER,EXCEPT TODAY THE THREE LOVELY LASSIES FROM LAMP WHO ARE REGULAR CALLERS,AND THEY INVARIABLY HAVE TUNA MELT WITH TOMATO ON TOP.THAT PARTICULAR SANDWICH IS ONE OF MY OWN PERSONAL FAVOURITES,EVER SINCE I FIRST WAS INTRODUCED TO IT IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN ABOUT 1979,THOUGH THE GIRLS HAVE INTRODUCED THEIR OWN VERSION,FAIR PLAY TO THEM.
BIG BROTHER,NOW THEIR IS SOMETHING I HATE WITH ALMOST AS MUCH PASSION AS I LOVE FOOTBALL.BILLY CONNOLLY HAD IT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID AND I QUOTE "HOW SAD CAN YOU GET WHEN YOU SIT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE SITTING IN THEIR LIVING ROOM,GET A LIFE" UNQUOTE.MY FEELINGS ENTIRELY BILL,YOU SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER.MAYBE YOU COULD BAN STUPID PEOPLE FROM BECOMING CELEBRITIES,INTRODUCE AN ENTRANCE EXAM TO BECOME ONE,SO PEOPLE LIKE THAT AWFUL WOMAN JADE,WHO THINK EAST ANGLIA IS A DIFFERENT COUNTRY,CANNOT BECOME ONE.HOW DID SHE EVER BECOME EVEN REMOTELY FAMOUS,DONT YOU HAVE TO HAVE TALENT OF SOME SORT TO BE FAMOUS.WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL YOU GOT A DUNCES HAT AND WERE MADE STAND IN THE CORNER IF YOU WERE STUPID,NOWADAYS YOU EARN MILLIONS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THICK.THATS THE END OF TODAYS RANT BECAUSE MIRACLE OF MIRACLES WE GOT CUSTOMERS