SING HALELUJAH THE BABY IS HERE

IT FINALLY ARRIVED,BILLIE GEORGE CARTER MADE HIS WAY INTO THE WORLD ON THE 7TH JANUARY AFTER A LONG STRUGGLE,SO CONGRATULATIONS ARE DUE TO THE PROUD PARENTS CHRIS AND FIONA CARTER,THERE WILL BE QUITE A FEW DRINKS WAITING WHEN YOU NEXT APPEAR.THAT APART THE NEW YEAR HAS STARTED WITH A WHIMPER,NOTHING DOING AT ALL,NO SCANDAL,NOTHING MUCH FOR ME TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT.TERESA CAME BACK FROM THE EMERALD ISLE YESTERDAY LOOKING FRESH AND WELL AFTER 10 DAYS LOOKING AFTER HER MUM,WHO WAS NOT WELL OVER THE HOLIDAY,MIGHT HAVE TO PUT THE ITALIAN NIGHT BACK A BIT COZ I CANT FIND NO ITALIAN OPERA SINGERS,IF YOU KNOW ANY EMAIL ME PLEASE,ITS GETTING DESPERATE,SO UNLESS YOU WANNA HEAR ME AND THE CAT,GET IN TOUCH.WATCH OUT FOR SOME REALLY GOOD SPECIAL OFFERS,COMING UP IN JAN AND FEB.