IN PRAISE OF BAR STAFF

OVER THE YEARS THE WITCH HAS GAINED A REPUTATION FOR LOTS OF THINGS,SOME THINGS THAT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.GREAT NIGHTS WITH GREAT MUSIC,GREAT CHARACTERS WITH GREAT STORIES,AND GREAT STORIES THAT EMANATED FROM GREAT NIGHTS BUT THE ONE THING THAT HAS BEEN CONSTANT FROM DAY ONE IS THE GREAT BAR STAFF.I HAVE BEEN PRIVILEGED TO HAVE WORKED ALONGSIDE SOME OF THE FINEST WOMEN AND THE ODD MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.SOME HAVE BEEN WITH ME YEARS AND YEARS OTHERS HAVE COME AND GONE BUT ALL I HOPE HAD FUN IN THEIR TIME HERE.PEOPLE,WELL MEN ACTUALLY,LIKE TO THINK THAT MY INTERVIEWING TECHNIQUE REVOLVES AROUND CHEST SIZE,I WOULD LIKE TO PUT THAT ONE TO BED RIGHT NOW,NO THATS NOT PART OF THE INTERVIEW EITHER,I AM MERELY SAYING ITS NOT TRUE.I DO LIKE PRETTY WOMEN,WHO DOESNT???LET HE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE A VERY GREAT MAN ONCE SAID,AND I FOR ONE CANNOT CAST ANY STONES,BUT I AM GETTING OFF THE POINT HERE.CLARE,EMMA,EMMA,DEBBIE,CASS,RUTH,KATIE,ORLA,LOZ,LAURA,LAUREN AND IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN ANYONE LET ME BE STRUCK DOWN DEAD,I SURELY WILL BE BY WHOEVER I HAVE FORGOTTEN.ANYWAY MY POINT IS ALL ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED BY ME AND THE JOB COULD NOT BE DONE WITHOUT THEIR HELP.