ALL BACK TO NORMAL NOW

THE LAPTOP IS BACK SO EXPECT MORE REGULAR UPDATES ON WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING IN THE WORLD SURROUNDING THE WITCH INN,A WORLD WHICH INCIDENTALLY CAN SOMETIMES STRETCH TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE PLANET,AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA,AND PLACES I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.LITTLE EMMA WITH THE LOVELY SMILE,HAS JUST COME BACK FROM BOSTON USOFA WHERE SHE VISITED EMILY WHO IS AT UNI OUT THERE,SHE WAS VERY IMPRESSED WIT THE SEPTIC TANKS,DRIVIN AROUND IN THEIR SOUPED UP JALOPIES,YOUNG GIRLS ARE IMPRESSED BY THAT SORT OF THING BUT IN THE END THEY ALL GROW UP TO BE ****HOLES.NO RECENT WORD FROM DOWN UNDER SO NOTHING TO REPORT FROM THERE.BUT ROUND HERE,THEREIS A WEE BIT OF NEWS.DARRAGH PLAYED HIS FIRST GAME FOR CORK CITY ON MONDAY NIGHT AND THEY DREW 0-0 AND HE PLAYED PRETTY GOOD APPARENTLY,JEZS BOYS TEAM LOST AGAINST LINDFIELD ON SUNDAY BUT I ENJOYED WATCHING THE KIDS PLAY WITH ABANDON,THEY ARE SO CONCENTRATED ON WHAT THEY ARE DOING I THINK IT CAN ONLY BE GOOD FOR THEM.THEN THERE WAS ARSENAL V CHELSEA,A GREAT GAME,A MASSIVE BRAWL,THREE GREAT GOALS AND ANOTHER TROPHY FOR JOSE,ALL IN ALL IT WAS HANDBAGS AT THREE PACES,NOT A BLOW STRUCK IN ANGER AND PERSONALLY I CANT SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.LUCY IS BACK FROM OZ AND IS MOVING OUT TO BE WITH THE MAN I TINK SHE WILL MARRY,AND MIGHT I SAY HE IS AS NICE A BLOKE AS YOU WILL FIND.
ON SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS WE HAVE THE OUL SAINTS DAY MAR 17TH AND THIS YEAR IT FALLS ON A SATURDAY,SO WE WILL BE HAVING IRISH MUSIC WITH THE HUMPHRIES BROTHERS AND A BEAUTIFUL BUFFET,WHICH WILL HAVE TO BE BOOKED,IF YOU DONT HAVE THE BUFFET THERE WILL BE A CHARGE FOR THE MUSIC AND WE HAVE A LICENCE TIL 2 0 CLOCK.THE NEXT DAY IS OF COURSE MOTHERS DAY AND IF YE WANNA TAKE YER OUL MA HERE BE WARNED WE ARE DOING TWO SITTINGS ONE AT 12 AND ONE AT THREE SO BE CAREFUL HOW YOU BOOK.ITS DESIGNED SO WE SERVE MOST PEOPLE BETWEEN 12 AND 1 AND THEY WILL ALL BE DONE BY THREE,THEN WE GO AGAIN,SOUND LIKE A PLAN????? WELL LETS HOPE SO COZ YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE BEST LAID PLANS.