REAL MADRID?SORRY IME BUSY

Thats not strictly true,not the Real bit,iwasnt busy,just forgot where i put my passport.Not making any sense am i??????Now heres a thing,i was asked a couple of weeks ago to go to Madrid,Spain to play a game against Real Madrid maestros.We were a team of english,irish,welsh and scottish internationals slightly past our best.Last year they played in the Bernabeau,not sure this year because i have heard no reports.Anyway i mislaid my passport which had run out in june,so i had to decline a very tempting offer.
On a slightly different note,our Christmas bookings are moving on apace,and it is looking very promising for New Year too,we are well on the way to our quota.On the New Year Do,i have decided that Sillos band from Brighton will suit better,and Rocol will be here again to celebrate my 20th year in the Witch in the age old manner.Not sure if there is anything else to report but if i think of it i can always tell you next time,cant i?