A FEW TINGS FOR YOUR DIARIES

The piano man IAN SILLETT is back this bank holiday sunday night,and from MAY 10TH til the end of JUNE we are introducing a 2 course lunch for £7.95 and a 3 course dinner for £12.95 it will be advertised on RADIO BRIGHT and the vouchers will be in the Citizen,so gather them up guys and come along,bring your friends,spread the good word and get on down to your local pub for the very best in local food,in a friendly warm atmosphere with lots of beautiful bar staff to ogle at while you wait to order,as a matter of fact the only unfriendly face you will see in the Witch is mine and i cant help that coz i was born with it and it just sits on me,and there is nowt i can do about it.People are always saying to me i should smile more that i scaere off the customers,but i try and melt into the background and let the gorgeous bar staff take centre stage,and i know you will agree with that one.Short one today got someone knocking at the door guy supposed to fix my glass washer,they are a nightmare,they dont clean the glasses well enough for my liking so i have the guy coming out to try to do better,if not his machine will be getting the spanish archer(el bow).