A FEW TINGS TO TELL YIZ ALL

WELL,THE DVD ARRIVED FROM ITV ARCHIVE,THEY HAD TO GO WAY BACK TO GET HOLD OF A FEW OF MY GOALS,AND EVEN I WAS SURPRISED BECAUSE I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN AT LEAST THREE OF THE SIX THEY SENT ME,UNFORTUNATELY TWO OF THEM WERE AGAINST THE BLUES SO I WONT BE SHOWIN THEM TONIGHT.MY WEBSITE GUY TELLS ME I CAN POST THEM ON HERE SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT.
LUCY ARRIVED HOME YESTERDAY,LOOKING LIKE A MOVIE STAR,IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE HER,AND I GUESS SHE WILL SLEEP NOW FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS.
JUST A SHORT BLOG TODAY UNDER A BIT OF PRESSURE BE BACK ON SOON.

BACK TO NORMAL NOW

NO MORE GOIN ON BOUT THE BAR STAFF,THEY WILL GET BIG HEADS AND STUFF.THIS WEEKEND WE HAVE THE ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE MIGHTY BLUES,WHEN BLUES OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES,ALL DENOMINATIONS,ALL COLOURS AND EVEN ALL SEXES WILL GATHER AND REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS,WHEN THE BLUES RULED NOT ONLY MANCHESTER BUT ALL OF ENGLAND AND ALMOST EUROPE,THEY WON A EUROPEAN CUP YOU KNOW.MOST OF THE BLUES ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE BEEN THERE,THAT IS NOT TO SAY THESE GUYS ARE SPRING CHICKENS,BUT IT WAS A WHILE AGO.THERE ARE 48 OF THEM SO IF YOUR A MAN U FAN BE WARNED DO NOT COME WITHIN AN ASSES ROAR OF THE PLACE.NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT NIGHT WE WILL NOT BE DOING ANY OTHER FOOD BECAUSE THE BLUES HAVE BOOKED US OUT.WE WILL HAVE SOME FACES HERE WHO ARE ALSO BLUES,ITS AMAZING HOW LOYAL THESE FANS ARE,LIKE ALL FANS THEY GET DEPRESSED,BUT IT NEVER LASTS VERY LONG AND THEY WILL BE THERE NEXT TIME SHOUTING ON THEIR TEAM,BECAUSE THATS THE WAY IT IS,CITY TILL I DIE,IS WHAT THEY SAY AND THEY ARE PROUD OF IT,AND PERSONALLY I REALLY ADMIRE THEM.THE JOYCE FAMILY FROM MANCHESTER WILL BE HERE IN FORCE,LED BY THE SPIRITUAL LEADER AND FOUNDER MEMBER OF THE GROUP BIG JOHN,THOUGH HIS BROTHERS ARE EVEN BIGGER TERRY AND BIGGER STILL TIM.CURLEY WATTS FROM CORRIE WILL BE HERE,AS WILL JOHN STAPLETON AND GARY OWEN,WITH TWO OTHER GUYS WHOSE NAMES I CANT REMEMBER,BUT ARE BLUE LEGENDS.SO ALL IN ALL IT WILL BE A GREAT NIGHT AND WE ARE ALL LOOKIN FORWARD TO IT.

REDRESSING A FEW BITS

JESUS,OUTTA SITE OUTTA MIND,I HAVE HAD A MESSAGE FROM AUSRALIA,WHAT ABOUT US???LUCY,PHOEBE AND GILL,HOW COULD I POSSIBLY LEAVE YOU THREE OUT OF ANY GLORIFICATION OF WITCH BAR STAFF,OH AND YOU AND HELEN TOO NAOISE,THO REMEMBER HELEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE WHEN SHE WAS 18,YES HELEN TUT TUT TUT,HOPE YER MA AND DA DONT READ DIS OR DEY WILL BE TINKIN,WAT THE HELL DID SHE DO??IT WASNT ANYTHING THAT HAD NOT HAPPENED BEFORE,AND IT WAS A LEARNING CURVE FOR YOU,I TINK,THO NOT SURE WHEN IT WILL KICK IN.I COULD GO ON FOR A LONG TIME ABOUT PREVIOUS BAR STAFF,BUT YOU WOULD ONLY GET BORED,AND IT WOULD GET VERY SAMEY.SUFFICE TO SAY THERE WERE MANY MANY GREAT BOYS ANS GIRLS WHO CONTRIBUTED HUGELY TO THE PLACE.
DO YOU KNOW I USED TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY WHEN I WOULD BE OUTTA HERE,BUT THE NEW WITCH HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE OF LIFE,AND NOW I HAVE A WHOLE NEW OUTLOOK,WITH NEW AND EXCITING IDEAS,AND THE ENERGY TO PULL IT OFF.I ALSO HAVE A VERY GOOD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHICH IS IMPORTANT FOR MANY REASONS,WHICH I WONT GO INTO BECAUSE SHE IS A VERY PRIVATE WOMAN,NOT LIKE ME.
RIGHT I THINK I HAVE PROBABLY SAID ENOUGH ABOUT THE BAR STAFF FOR NOW,DONT YOU THINK CLARE???IT WAS A MOAN FROM CLARE WHICH PUT ME ON THIS THEME.YOU KNOW CLARE,THE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE,CUTE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL FACE,LONG LEGS AND MARVELLOUSLY MAINTAINED BODY,IS THAT WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO SAY CLARE??XXXX FOR ALL BAR STAFF BECAUSE THEY DO A VERY DIFFICULT JOB VERY WELL