I MUST EXPLAIN

NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED THERE BUT THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES ON THAT LAST BLOG,HAVE NOT GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF IT YET.

YOU NEVER CAN TELL

OVER THE YEARS I HAVE GIVEN UP TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY IT IS BUSY OR WHY IT ISNT.IT WOULD DRIVE A MAN TO DISTRACTION,NO WORD OF A LIE.FOR INSTANCE ALL THIS WEEK WE HAVE BEEN BUSY LUNCH AND EVENING,BUT TODAY FRIDAY WHEN YOU WOULD EXPECT TO BE BUSY,NOTHING.NOW A MAN OR WOMAN OF LIMITED EXPERIENCE MIGHT GET WORRIED BUT NO NOT ME,THOUGH I MUST ADMIT IN THE PAST IT DID BOTHER ME.HOWEVER WHAT THE BUSINESS HAS THOUGHT ME IS IN GENERAL THERE IS USUALLY SOMETHING HALF DECENT ROUND THE CORNER,AND IF NOT YOU WILL QUICKLY SEE A FOR SALE BOARD OUTSIDE.
SORRY FOR PUTTING THESE LINKS IN AGAIN BUT I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT SO YOU LINK DIRECTLY THO IF NOT HAVE A LOOK AT THE SITES BECAUSE THESE GUYS ARE BRILL.

THREE LOVELY LASSIES FROM LAMP

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN I AM BORED AND AM NOT THAT BUSY.TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS,WE HAVE HAD A FEW IN EARLY WHICH IS ALWAYS FATAL BECAUSE NO ONE COMES LATER,EXCEPT TODAY THE THREE LOVELY LASSIES FROM LAMP WHO ARE REGULAR CALLERS,AND THEY INVARIABLY HAVE TUNA MELT WITH TOMATO ON TOP.THAT PARTICULAR SANDWICH IS ONE OF MY OWN PERSONAL FAVOURITES,EVER SINCE I FIRST WAS INTRODUCED TO IT IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN ABOUT 1979,THOUGH THE GIRLS HAVE INTRODUCED THEIR OWN VERSION,FAIR PLAY TO THEM.
BIG BROTHER,NOW THEIR IS SOMETHING I HATE WITH ALMOST AS MUCH PASSION AS I LOVE FOOTBALL.BILLY CONNOLLY HAD IT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID AND I QUOTE "HOW SAD CAN YOU GET WHEN YOU SIT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE SITTING IN THEIR LIVING ROOM,GET A LIFE" UNQUOTE.MY FEELINGS ENTIRELY BILL,YOU SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER.MAYBE YOU COULD BAN STUPID PEOPLE FROM BECOMING CELEBRITIES,INTRODUCE AN ENTRANCE EXAM TO BECOME ONE,SO PEOPLE LIKE THAT AWFUL WOMAN JADE,WHO THINK EAST ANGLIA IS A DIFFERENT COUNTRY,CANNOT BECOME ONE.HOW DID SHE EVER BECOME EVEN REMOTELY FAMOUS,DONT YOU HAVE TO HAVE TALENT OF SOME SORT TO BE FAMOUS.WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL YOU GOT A DUNCES HAT AND WERE MADE STAND IN THE CORNER IF YOU WERE STUPID,NOWADAYS YOU EARN MILLIONS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THICK.THATS THE END OF TODAYS RANT BECAUSE MIRACLE OF MIRACLES WE GOT CUSTOMERS

YESTERDAY TINGS HAPPENED

THE ARCHIVE WILL KEEP YOU UP TO DATE EVEN IF YOU MISS A FEW BLOGS,THE MENU IS NOT COMPLETELY UP TO DATE BUT IT WILL GIVE PEOPLE SOME IDEA OF WHAT WE ARE ABOUT.THE CAJUN/NEW ORLEANS NIGHT WILL NOW GO AHEAD ON THE 10TH FEBRUARY WHICH IS A BIT BEFORE I HAD PLANNED BUT MAL CAME IN YESTERDAY AND THAT WAS THE ONLY DAY THEY COULD ALL GET TOGETHER.THERE WILL BE A COVER CHARGE THAT NIGHT BECAUSE THE BAND HAVE TO BE PAID FOR.THE PEOPLE EATING WILL PAY THEIR MONEY IN THE PRICE OF THE TICKET AND ANYONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO PAY TO COME IN,SORRY GUYS AND GALS ITS SIMPLE ECONOMICS.GOING TO GO CHANGE INTO SOME DIFFERENT CLOTHES NOW AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE UP ALL LAST WORRYING ABOUT THE STATE OF MY HEALTH,DONT ANYMORE THE COLD IS ALMOST GONE,TANK GOD.BEEN HAVING SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND RUNNY NOSE FOR DAYS NOW BUT FEEL BETTER TODAY.

CAJUN NEW ORLEANS NIGHT

CAJUN NEW ORLEANS NIGHT SATURDAY FEBRUARY 10TH HERE AT THE WITCH INN,
PERFORMING WILL BE BEN WATERS, MALCOLM MORTIMORE AND JIM MORTIMORE ,SEE LINKS BELOW
TICKETS £20 WHICH WILL INCLUDE FOOD BY OUR EXCELLENT CHEF JEREMY PARSONS WILL NEED TO BE BOOKED


http://www.benwaters.com
http://www.malcolmmortimore.net

CAJUN NEW ORLEANS NIGHT

CAJUN NEW ORLEANS NIGHT SATURDAY FEBRUARY 10TH HERE AT THE WITCH INN,
PERFORMING WILL BE BEN WATERS, MALCOLM MORTIMORE AND JIM MORTIMORE ,SEE LINKS BELOW
TICKETS £20 WHICH WILL INCLUDE FOOD BY OUR EXCELLENT CHEF JEREMY PARSONS WILL NEED TO BE BOOKED


http://www.benwaters.com
http://www.malcolmmortimore.net

THE ANSWERS HAVE BEEN PROVIDED

TOMORROW YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO ALL MY LITERARY OFFERINGS,AND ALSO THE MENUS ARE BEING BROUGHT UP TO DATE,SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG BUT COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN ME AND THE COMPUTER GUY WERE NOT THE GREATEST AND I TINK WE GOT OUR WIRES CROSSED,BUT TOMORROW NORMAL SERVICE SHALL BE RESUMED,I HOPE.YOU PROBABLY DONT KNOW YET BUT I AM A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER AT THE MOMENT,A STRAND OF A HEAD COLD OR SOMETHING BUT I AM BATTLING MY WAY THU AND REFUSE TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT.WOKE UP TO SNOW THIS MORNING,WELL I ACTUALLY SAW IT START TO SNOW AT 3.50 THIS MORNING,WHAT WAS I DOING UP AT THAT TIME I HEAR YOU SAY???WELL I HAVE BEEN TREATING MYSELF WITH THIS COLD AND TAKING EVERY REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN,BUT I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ALL THE REMEDIES HAVE CAFFEINE IN THEM,WHICH OF COURSE MEANS I CANT SLEEP A WINK.SO THATS THAT SORTED NOW.GOTTA GO NOW BEEN INTERRUPTED.