TOLD YOU I WOULD BE BACK SOON

ITS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN I DONT HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO SAY BUT I WILL RAMBLE ON UNTIL I DRY UP.LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY PADDIES DAY IS COMING UP AND AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,IT COINCIDES WITH THE END OF THE SIX NATIONS WHICH WE HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING,SO WE WILL SEE.ST PATRICKS DAY OVER THE YEARS HAS GROWN IN STATURE,YEARS AGO IT WAS PURELY IRISH PEOPLE ABROAD WHO CELEBRATED THE FACT THEY WERE IRISH,EVEN IN IRELAND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,THERE WAS A PARADE IN THE CITY BUT WE WERE NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT IT,WHEREAS NOWADAYS EVER MAN AND HIS DOG CELEBRATES PADDIES DAY WITH A VENGEANCE AND THIS I FEEL IS DOWN TO TWO THINGS,ONE IS THE MASSIVE ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN GUINNESS PUT INTO THE PROJECT AND SECONDLY OUR EMERGENCE AS A CONFIDENT NATION AND A CONFIDENT PEOPLE PLUS THE FACT WE ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE TO BE AROUND.BUT WE HAVE ALWAYS LOVED CELEBRATING,WHETHER IT BE AN EVENT,A VICTORY IN SOME FOREIGN FIELD OR SOME SAINT THAT WE HAVE VAGUELY HEARD OF,WE WILL SING A FEW SONGS AND DRINK A FEW PINTS TO HIS HEALTH,AND SPEAKING OF SINGING WE HAVE KEPT ALIVE OUR OLD SONGS AND STORIES,AND WE NEVER GET TIRED OF RELIVING THEM,A FACT WHICH SOME PEOPLE IN TODAYS GIMME QUICK WORLD FIND TIRESOME,BUT THERE AGAIN I FIND THEIR WORLD EVEN MORE TIRESOME,GIMME A FEW SONGS AND A FEW PINTS OVER BIG BROTHER,X-FACTOR,FAME ACADEMY,SHIPWRECKED,FANTASY ISLAND ARE YOU GETTING BORED YET???CHEAP TELEVISION FOR THE MASSES,AND TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE WINNERS????? JADE GOODY, AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYONE ELSE,BUT IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY,I REST MY CASE WITH HER.SEE YAWL SOON

ALL BACK TO NORMAL NOW

THE LAPTOP IS BACK SO EXPECT MORE REGULAR UPDATES ON WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING IN THE WORLD SURROUNDING THE WITCH INN,A WORLD WHICH INCIDENTALLY CAN SOMETIMES STRETCH TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE PLANET,AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA,AND PLACES I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.LITTLE EMMA WITH THE LOVELY SMILE,HAS JUST COME BACK FROM BOSTON USOFA WHERE SHE VISITED EMILY WHO IS AT UNI OUT THERE,SHE WAS VERY IMPRESSED WIT THE SEPTIC TANKS,DRIVIN AROUND IN THEIR SOUPED UP JALOPIES,YOUNG GIRLS ARE IMPRESSED BY THAT SORT OF THING BUT IN THE END THEY ALL GROW UP TO BE ****HOLES.NO RECENT WORD FROM DOWN UNDER SO NOTHING TO REPORT FROM THERE.BUT ROUND HERE,THEREIS A WEE BIT OF NEWS.DARRAGH PLAYED HIS FIRST GAME FOR CORK CITY ON MONDAY NIGHT AND THEY DREW 0-0 AND HE PLAYED PRETTY GOOD APPARENTLY,JEZS BOYS TEAM LOST AGAINST LINDFIELD ON SUNDAY BUT I ENJOYED WATCHING THE KIDS PLAY WITH ABANDON,THEY ARE SO CONCENTRATED ON WHAT THEY ARE DOING I THINK IT CAN ONLY BE GOOD FOR THEM.THEN THERE WAS ARSENAL V CHELSEA,A GREAT GAME,A MASSIVE BRAWL,THREE GREAT GOALS AND ANOTHER TROPHY FOR JOSE,ALL IN ALL IT WAS HANDBAGS AT THREE PACES,NOT A BLOW STRUCK IN ANGER AND PERSONALLY I CANT SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.LUCY IS BACK FROM OZ AND IS MOVING OUT TO BE WITH THE MAN I TINK SHE WILL MARRY,AND MIGHT I SAY HE IS AS NICE A BLOKE AS YOU WILL FIND.
ON SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS WE HAVE THE OUL SAINTS DAY MAR 17TH AND THIS YEAR IT FALLS ON A SATURDAY,SO WE WILL BE HAVING IRISH MUSIC WITH THE HUMPHRIES BROTHERS AND A BEAUTIFUL BUFFET,WHICH WILL HAVE TO BE BOOKED,IF YOU DONT HAVE THE BUFFET THERE WILL BE A CHARGE FOR THE MUSIC AND WE HAVE A LICENCE TIL 2 0 CLOCK.THE NEXT DAY IS OF COURSE MOTHERS DAY AND IF YE WANNA TAKE YER OUL MA HERE BE WARNED WE ARE DOING TWO SITTINGS ONE AT 12 AND ONE AT THREE SO BE CAREFUL HOW YOU BOOK.ITS DESIGNED SO WE SERVE MOST PEOPLE BETWEEN 12 AND 1 AND THEY WILL ALL BE DONE BY THREE,THEN WE GO AGAIN,SOUND LIKE A PLAN????? WELL LETS HOPE SO COZ YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE BEST LAID PLANS.

MORE APOLOGIES

But this time for that thrashin we handed out yesterday to your boys TONY BLAIR,what a game that was,and it was especially good for us paddies to see our team fulfill their true potential after the disaster against france a couple of weeks ago.Bursting with pride i think is the expression,and i think i might also mention at this point the boy Darragh,who hopefully will make his debut for Cork City tomorrow in the Setanta Cup,if anyone knows someone who can get that channel contact me please,tho i will try to fly over for it.Family wise things could not be better,and tho i hate people who shove their kids down your throat,i have to say without reservation i am proud of my two so there i have said it,again says you but thats the great thing of havin yer own blog your in charge and there is not a ting anyone can do,its great.Going to hickmans lane now to watch Jez the chefs young lad play football,he is only 8 so it should be fun.