THE GRUNTERS ARE BACK WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESTERDAY I WAS ASKING WHERE ALL THE PUNTERS HAVE GONE WELL SOMEONE MUST HAVE TOOK PITY ON ME COZ THEY ALL ARRIVED IN TODAY AND NEARLY RAN ME OFF ME OUL FEET,SUCH IS LIFE I SUPPOSE,IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS.LUCKILY TERESA WAS IN THE PARISH AND SHE LENT HER PRETTY HAND,TANKS TREES.
WHATS GONE WRONG WITH CHELSEA,I MUST ASK THIS QUESTION WHEN THEY FAIL TO BEAT THE MIGHTY WYCOMBE WANDERERS,I MEAN COME ON SIMON WHATS HAPPENED,DOES THE CHEQUE BOOK HAVE TO COME OUT AND BUY ANOTHER FEW ZILLION POUNDS WORTH.NO MATTER HOW MUCH ONE HATES MAN U YOU CANNOT GET AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT THEY PLAY BRILLIANT FAST ATTACKING FOOTBALL,AS DO ARSENAL,WHEREAS CHELSEA ARE A POWERFUL OUTFIT WHO WILL WIN GAMES BUT NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE TO WATCH,AND WE HERE IN THIS COUNTRY LIKE OUR FOOTBALL FAST AND FURIOUS WITH PLENTY OF GOALMOUTH THRILLS AND SPILLS.WATCH THIS SPACE FOR SIMONS REPLY.I HAVE JUST BEEN ON TO MY COMPUTER GUY TO TRY AND SHOW MORE PAGES ON THE WHATS HAPPENING PAGE,WILL HAVE THEM UP TOMORROW I HOPE.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE PUNTERS GONE???

ANOTHER BOB DYLAN NUMBER,NOT A GREAT ONE I WILL ADMIT BUT IT STARTS THE BLOG.OLD BOB WROTE SOME GREAT TUNES YE KNOW,GOING BACK OVER 40 YEARS,AMAZING REALLY WHEN YOU THINK OF TODAYS GET IT QUICK SOCIETY,NOBODY HAS TIME FOR ANYONE,ITS ALL A TERRIBLE RUSH,NOTHING LASTS MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES,THIS WEEKS STAR IS NEXT WEEKS FLOP.BUT ITS THE PUNTERS I WAS ON ABOUT WITH THE TITLE,MONDAY AND TUESDAY WERE MORE BUSY THAN SUNDAY,BUT WE ARE NOT ABOUT TO LAY DOWN AND TAKE IT OH NO THATS NOT MY STYLE.WE ARE IN THE ARGUS ON FRIDAY,AN EDITORIAL WITH A SPECIAL OFFER OF TWO FOR ONE ON MAIN COURSES MON TO THURS.THAT WILL RUN TO THE END OF JANUARY,THEN FROM MID FEB TO END OF MARCH AGAIN FOM MON TO THURS WE WILL BE DOING A TWO COURSE LUNCH FOR £5 AND A THREE COURSE DINNER FOR £10,NOW I CANT SAY FAIRER THAN THAT AS THE MAN SAID.SO LOTS OF TINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO,IN THE BLEAK HARD MONTHS OF DEEPEST WINTER,I CAN ASSURE YOU OF ONE THING YOU WILL ALWAYS GET A WARM WELCOME IN THE WITCH,JUST ASK PETER FARRELL.

SING HALELUJAH THE BABY IS HERE

IT FINALLY ARRIVED,BILLIE GEORGE CARTER MADE HIS WAY INTO THE WORLD ON THE 7TH JANUARY AFTER A LONG STRUGGLE,SO CONGRATULATIONS ARE DUE TO THE PROUD PARENTS CHRIS AND FIONA CARTER,THERE WILL BE QUITE A FEW DRINKS WAITING WHEN YOU NEXT APPEAR.THAT APART THE NEW YEAR HAS STARTED WITH A WHIMPER,NOTHING DOING AT ALL,NO SCANDAL,NOTHING MUCH FOR ME TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT.TERESA CAME BACK FROM THE EMERALD ISLE YESTERDAY LOOKING FRESH AND WELL AFTER 10 DAYS LOOKING AFTER HER MUM,WHO WAS NOT WELL OVER THE HOLIDAY,MIGHT HAVE TO PUT THE ITALIAN NIGHT BACK A BIT COZ I CANT FIND NO ITALIAN OPERA SINGERS,IF YOU KNOW ANY EMAIL ME PLEASE,ITS GETTING DESPERATE,SO UNLESS YOU WANNA HEAR ME AND THE CAT,GET IN TOUCH.WATCH OUT FOR SOME REALLY GOOD SPECIAL OFFERS,COMING UP IN JAN AND FEB.